Aside from those rare days. …even rarer in the summer, when
I go into some sort of cooking flurry, I really don’t need much food. Gone are
the days of feeding 2 teenage boys (they're generally normal...unless I'm taking their picture), 17 of their nearest and dearest friends and
a couple of neighbor kids thrown in for good measure. Also gone are the days of
enough storage space to have one extra of almost everything in case of famine
or plague. I buy my vegetables precisely when I need them at the daily market
down the street, my bread at the patisserie, fresh daily also, and the tiny
grocery around the corner suffices for anything else I might need (save Skippy Super Chunk).
But whenever a friend with a car heads out to one of the big supermarchés on the periphery of the city, I hitch a ride. I love to poke
around, checking out what’s available, what’s prevalent, and what is
non-existent. This sport is only fun when I have nowhere to be because the
grocery store lines are un-flipping-believable. But that’s another article.
So here’s my rundown. The fruit and vegetable section is
enormous. I mean, HUGE. And busy. I’ve never had to wait in line to get at the
tomatoes before, but it’s happened to me here. This section includes most things I’m familiar with although
it’s really light on broccoli. Which is just fine with me. Don’t tell my kids
but I’d probably be happy if I never had to eat broccoli again for the rest of
my life. There is a higher preponderance of endive, shallots, leeks, fennel, and
zucchini, a gazillion types of lettuce and various bean pods that mystify me. I
mean, who really takes the time to shell these things, anyway?
The proportions of the chip section….that enormous, colorful
and caloric aisle in the U.S. is only a little larger than the milk subdivision. Oh
they’ve got salty snacks and some are REALLY nummy, but they obviously do not
carry the importance in the French diet of…say….CHEESE.
The cheese aisle…now that’s another story! Do not get stuck here at 6 o’clock at night when you
need to be somewhere in a hurry. You won’t get there. Trying to get through the
mob is problem enough but making up your mind also takes time. Hard, soft,
pasteurized or not, fresh or aged, goat, sheep or cow. This thing goes on forever and doesn’t
include the deli section of cheese (a small portion of it on the left), which also blows the mind for variety. The
yogurt sector is the same. I don’t know what the French fascination is with
yogurt, but they’ve got an entire aisle of it…. that and creamy pudding type
desserts. So I shan’t worry about them. They’re getting their vitamin D.
Which brings me to the deli. There are sausages (some of
which I just don’t even want to know their origins) a few salads, you can ask
for sliced meats, sauces, cheeses and a few ready-made savory pies, pastas and
roasted meats. But I want to point out there is not one, single, shuddering bowl
of pink fluff or pistachio goo. Nor, have I seen a single clear plastic
catering pan heaping with bright yellow, over-mayonaised potato salad. In fact,
in spite of the fact that mayonnaise is French, I rarely see salads bound
together with the stuff. Perhaps that’s different in the north…but this here is
olive oil country, cowboy!
Chocolate also has an aisle of it’s own and I have been
known to spend 20…okay, maybe more…minutes there examining my options. And
don’t bother me while I’m pondering either! It could get ugly. Chocolate chips are not included in the
French penchant for the cocoa bean, however.
The wine aisle is not an aisle. It’s regional airport
landing field. And it’s not one runway…. it’s three. It’s miles bigger than the
beer section in a Wisconsin liquor department, which is saying something! Local wines, wines from all the other
regions of France, very little foreign wine, red, white, rose, dessert wines,
wines for 75 euros and wines for 2 euros. Boxes of wines and cases of wines.
Wines on special and wines for special occasions. This is just too much for me!
While I may have a genetic inclination to drink real milk, I do not have that
special, distinctly French gene that seems to just understand wine. Mind you, that doesn’t keep me away from this
particular aisle. I look at it as research.