Earlier this summer I met my friend Paulo at the Vide Grenier to
keep him company while he worked his booth. A Vide Grenier, which actually
means “emptying the attic”, is like a giant yard sale minus the daunting task
of having to clean your garage first.
Rather than having the sale in their yards, people rent space at these
markets, which occur all summer in various towns and on different weekends.
It’s a village event and I try to go to them whenever I can.
Paulo is an Irish barman and thus tends to work in bars where
English speakers congregate. Because we have such a high student and transient
population in Aix, people are constantly packing, cleaning house, throwing
things away, leaving things behind in an attempt to stay within the airline
weight limits, and moving on. Because Paulo likes to read, he has become the
recipient of a huge collection of books.
As a result he is now selling the more than 600, mostly-in-English,
books that he has accumulated. They are novels, schoolbooks, books on
economics, art and religion, paperbacks and hardbacks and the most amazing
thing about Paulo, is that he has read every single one of them and remembers
them all. It was amazing to watch him sell them. Every potential customer who
stopped to peruse the collection would be asked what sort of book they enjoyed
and the recommendation process would begin. The guy is a born salesman!
I have become a collector of travel leave-behinds as well.
However, books are not what I'm accumulating. I am the gatherer of personal
products. I realized the extent of my collection while I was cleaning the
bathroom after my friend Jeanmarie left to return to Boston. I spent an
inordinate amount of time lifting items, washing them off, cleaning under them
and returning them to their rightful but congested place. My bathroom is being
taken over by shower gels, shampoos, facial masks and bath salts. Mind you, I'm
not complaining. It's like a smorgasbord for the body. I am now able to slough
dead skin, eliminate white heads, save the color in my hair, tighten my facial
skin and wash my private parts safely (how have I lived 50 years without that
little item?). I have medication for infections, cream for rashes, and some
pretty powerful sleeping drugs. I have shampoo for men (the directions are in
Swedish and I will save it in case a tall, beautiful, Swedish man ever shows up at my
door), I have baby oil (one of these would not be so welcome), lotion for
psoriasis (ditto on the last comment) and my underarms will now smell like baby
powder or white flowers depending upon my mood.
My hair doesn't know if it is blond or brunette, male or female,
or if it is supposed to become tangle-free or less sun damaged. My skin isn't
sure if it's over 50, under 19, or in need of a prescription. And I'm sure if I
should ever need a medication (which is rare but I’m a good girl scout and try
to be prepared), that once I get through the directions in every language but
English, I will either get well or get dead in a flash.
I am unable to throw any of these things away. I get a certain
satisfaction out of using every last drop of these potions and then tossing the
bottle or jar. However, my skin has discovered it is, in fact, not 19 and I
really haven’t seen a whitehead in years. My hair can't remember what it's original color is and if I’m not careful, my face is just
going to peel away and then I won’t need any of this stuff. But hey, all in the interest of
curiosity and frugality!
Jeanmarie
left this morning. She left behind the remains of what must be a 50-gallon drum
of Metamucil (I could float a pontoon boat on four of these empty, plastic bottles). She needed to make room for wine, olive oil and lavender honey in
her luggage. I really don’t need the stuff but am thinking perhaps it will mix
well with Pastis (the anise flavored drink of Provence). Or perhaps I could use it to remove any remaining dead skin
on my body. It also might make a fine bathtub scrub...like Comet. Or maybe when
the Swedish man shows up, a single woman with no face, a bucket of orange
flavored Metamucil and some Swedish-shampoo-for-men will be exactly what he’s
been looking for!
Your bathroom sounds very similar to mine... I think it must be a French female thing. I am forever being advised by French friends to buy this, buy that: "c'est miraculeux!" I of course did start buying everything but have calmed down now, I reckon I could stock my own beauty shop!
ReplyDeleteI am miffed however, what is Metamucil?
I asked a doctor about Metamucil once - for a "friend" LOL; actually for an article I was working on. He told me that it's actually good for lowering cholesterol.
ReplyDeleteI love the photo of the Vide Grenier...I want to go to one!
ReplyDeleteYour posts are so fun and well written, Delana. Feel free to continue to post and re-post as you wish!
Smiling...
ReplyDeleteI wrote nice long comments here yesterday...but they disappeared!
ReplyDeletePiglet: Yes, the French love their creams, don't they. Particularly those for cellulite. Now how exactly is a cream going to take care of that? Latest trick, bathe in the sea and leave the saltwater on your skin for several hours. Oh ok...if I MUST! Metamucil is a disgusting fiber powder that you mix with water so you can avoid that pesky constipation.
M: Just exactly what was the subject of that article? Metamucil might be good for cellulite too!
Jo: I know...I took it at that spot to show the fountain. The next enormous one is in September. Can't wait. And truly...thank you for reading.
Sherrie:Keep doing that!